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Sunday, September 20, 2020

Earn It, Baby.....c'mon....












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  1. I was sitting there at the table minding my own business, as I usually do, sipping on a Tom Collins, (I still haven’t figured out who this Tom guy is), when in walks this drop dead, gorgeous brunette! The first thing I noticed were those perfectly shape “Ruby red lips” that immediately called to me, “hey handsome”!

    As the Sax player was playing some smooth soft jazz that sounded like 1940’s jazz, she made her way to the table next to me.

    As she sat down her red dress slid back revealing the most beautiful pair of legs I had ever seen. While on the end of them were a pair of red high heels! 👠 (Yeah! I believe I earned that!)

    As I sat there trying to get the nerve to ask her to dance, this redhead in a black dress was looking at me from across the room beckoning me with her fluttering eyes to come over and have a drink with her. I immediately forgot about the brunette and made my way to the redheads’ table and held out my hand as a gesture that I wanted to dance with her.

    Ending up on the floor with her I pulled her close to me as her leg came up to meet my hand.

    While we were out there cheek to cheek cuttin’ the rug, we turned, and that’s when I saw the brunette in the red dress making the same kind of gestures to me as had the redhead. It was really getting hot in there now! I reached in my suit pocket and pulled out one of my calling cards and slipped it to her as we passed her table. It had my telephone number on it! I was confident I would receive a call in a few hours!

    “Rrrrrrring! Leave me a message and I’ll get back with you!”


    “Hey handsome! How bout you call me when you’re done! I’ve got a new saxy jazz album that I just bought! We can sit on the couch and enjoy a little Sax! 🎷 Beeeeeep!

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    1. you dog, you! lol serves you right if you end up with a lap full of shredded cards
      and the girls go off in search of more attentive dance partners!!!! lol beeeep!

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