V O O I S M S
(A literary lesson for the masses)
Voonatarian: A believer in Voo
Spoovooky: Voo's gothic poetry (and/ or Voo in general)
Vooism: The distinctive doctrine or theory of Voo
(as explained by D'Sal who is in the process
of writing a 20 volume set on the subject)
Vooisms: Nutty sayings pertaining to
or invented by Voo or people who
know Voo i.e.: the unique and
bizarre words and mannerisms
attributed to Voo aka Voo Voo
aka Voo Shining Stone
aka Capt. Princess Voo
House Of Voo: Where Voo lives
Voonatic: The ultimate definition of a Voo Fan
Voo Doo: What Voo don't do and won't do
Voodle-loo: Voo's version of "Toodle-loo!"
Vooyeurism: The act of or habit of watching Voo
( also known as stalking) or desperate
need for a life or Pay- Per- View
(only $29.95 per showing)
Voo’ology: The complete and comprehensive
study of Voo (same thing, really)
Voo’nded: It’s what you feel like after Voo
has finished wringing your neck
Voondicated: When Voo pronounces you free
Abso’Voo’tely: What Voo says when she gives you the approval
concerning something
Vooishness: Needs no explanation
Revooked: To be severely canceled or invalidated by Voo.
(can also be used as a term for a severe talking to
by Voo) Can be used interchangeably as rebuked
or revoked. Neither one is good for your ego
Edvoodication: To be educated with such a great magnitude
of wisdom by The Voo! ( What Voo don't know
aint worth knowing!)
Vooification: Many have tried, many have failed. There is only one Voo
Never be another one no matter how you try. Don't
throw your money away on those courses, brain
transplants and plastic surgeries.
Vookie: One of Voo's favorite alien races in Star Wars.
Darth Vooder: Star Wars character Voo hates
Voosionary: A person who tries to predict and see things
as though they were Voo
Voorizon: That faraway place that Voo occupies
Voooooo!!!! A cheer Voo's fans do when we read her creations
Voo-bee-doo-bee-doo: Ditty Frank Sinatra's ghost sings to and
E’Voo’nescent: What happens when you become
just a memory to Voo
Voodeo: A VHS tape, recording or DVD of Voo
doing what she does best!
(whatever that is)
ahem...... Everything!!!
AdVoo’saries: Voo’s opponents! You can’t win fighting the Voo
Give up now and be nice while you still live
Voonacular: The language or dialect spoken by Voo
Voo’cabulary: A linguistic form of Voo used by “The Voo”
Con’Voo’sation: A general chat with Voo
Comvooter: A mysterious, all knowing invention by the Voo.
You can't outsmart it...unless you're the Voo
De’Voo’nition: A statement or meaning of a word
as stated by Voo
Voolio: A name Voo takes on when she’s
in Spain or Mexico.
??? (really, D'Sal?!) (that's pitiful)
I don't find that avoosing, D'Sal! 😜
Avoosing: When Voo finds something funny or entertaining.
AdVoo’nture: What Voo takes you on....sometimes on a whim!
sometimes against your will
Vavavoom: What the boys say when Voo walks in the room
Vooey-ooey: When there's nothing else you can say
The Mona Voo: A rip off of the Mona Lisa painting
except it's of Voo and not famous
(see paintings on this page)
VooCoo: The amount of what Voo gives you
when she feels generous
(Oh? And when was that??)
(and what is a Coo???) beaucoup??
Bravoo: Highest form of praise you can receive from Voo
Or that you can give Voo (besides Ilovevoo)
Voo’thetic : What you are when you disgust Voo
Voo’licious: Tasty! Part of the linguistics of Voo
(What the hel...heck, D'Sal?)
Voo Shakalaka: Crap D'Sal makes up in his spare time
(also a much requested dance Voo does)
Voo'ry: Very, very Vooey
Voo’ling : What Voo does
Un-or In-tentionally
Vools: Men who have fallen for Voo
(And/or left or lost Voo)
(Men, in general)
Vooled: The act of being duped by the Voo
(yeah, well, there are no living witnesses)
Voodalized : When you’re highly thought of by Voo
(not to be convoosed with vandalized)
Convoosed: Voo's usual mentality
French Voodle: Voo’s favorite dog
Hmmmmm
(I had no idea)
Voo’Sal : D’Sal’s Friend
(D'Sal who??)
PeekaVoo: When Voo spots you from behind her couch
(I think I would probably
be saying more than that!
(and holding a gun)
Voo’gabond : What you become when Voo kicks you out into the street
ObVoo’ous : A clear understanding of Voo .....
(Has not become clear to anyone yet
So still clearly obvoo'ous)
Voo’sic : Beautiful vocal or instrumental sounds that Voo
listens to or makes depending on her mood.
What you can make together if you’re in harmony with Voo
Voo’sical : (This one has been censored* lol
Put on your zombie boots, D'Sal...
You're a dead man!
EVoo’tistical : What Voo calls you when you’re full of yourself
Chicken Voodle soup : Voo’s favorite dish when she’s under
the weather (with or without chicken)
Voodles and voodles: Many and lots
Contrivootions: Things Voo contrivoots
ChickaVoo: A pet name given to you by Voo
(yeah, if you're a chicken!)
Voo’sterious: The atmosphere surrounding Voo
an air of mystery, otherworldliness,
high strangeness or state of being
when referring to Voo
(I beg your say what???!!)
Voo’latile: When Voo gets very upset
and the atmosphere is not
conducive to a friendly conversation
(yeah, you ain't seen voo'latile till you seen
ME get voo'latile!!!) You better Run!!!!!
Voombie :
What you become when
Voo beats you to within an inch of your life,
And then takes that inch!
FYI: I hates zombies!!!) If you become a zombie, you
better git! I will run over you with a bull dozer!
Please leave your Vooisms in the comments
and I shall add them posthaste to the list!
There will be a pop quiz sometime before 2020
is over so that this voopid year will be complete.
(I hate this voopid year!)
Be ready!
