Mad As Hell and Not Gonna Take it Anymore!!!!!

"You shouldn't ought to make me angry...."

"Aargh!!!!"

"I'm so mad I'm even mad at myself!!!"

Samba Pa Ti and True Santana story

I have always loved Santana's music
from childhood. But this is my favorite song
of his, Closely followed by Somewhere In Heaven.


(Samba Pa Ti means samba for you)

Here's a funny story for you to enjoy:
Several years ago, my friend T-Wayne was hanging out
at a music store in the city across the river from here.
He was just browsing CDs and what not
when a man approached him and said, "Bro, you might
think I'm crazy but I gotta ask you your name."
T-Wayne told him and asked why he needed that information.
The guy said, "Well, I'm a musician, see, and several years
ago, I was playing a gig here and I met this girl....
and well, you look so much like me, that I thought possibly
you might be my son."
T-Wayne was dumbfounded and he said, "Well, I'm a musician, too."
And the guy said, "Hey, that's great! So do you think...?"
And T-Wayne said, "No man. I know who my daddy is. By the way, who are 
you, if you don't mind me asking?"
And the man said, "Well, I just played The Arena here last night.
Maybe you've heard of me? My name is Carlos Santana."

True story!!!
I told T-Wayne, "You idiot! Why didn't you throw your arms
around his neck and say, "DADDY!!!!"
lol lol
Love that story.......

What Kind of Woman is This? ( naughtiness)

Buddy Guy

What Kind of Woman is This?

I Will Come

soundtrack

I Will Come

I will come to you, my love
Within the woodland grove
I will dance upon wet grass
In your hidden, secret cove.

Just wait for me at midnight
And I promise I'll appear
Wearing silken robe of light
To banish every fear.

And I will dance for you, my love
As angels watch us from the skies
And they will know I love you so
By the shining in my eyes.

And when you take me in your arms
To twirl me in the waltz
The world will know that love survives
No matter what the cost.

The midnight nears and I am here
I hear the music playing
I see you reach your arms to me
I hear what you are saying. 

And yes, beloved, we'll ever be
Eternal, blessed ones
Your invitation, I hold in my hand
And my heart and soul have come.

©by Voo
June 19, 2019
2:17 p.m.

Why Can't Magic Last Forever?

WHY CAN’T MAGIC LAST FOREVER?

WHY CAN’T MAGIC LAST FOREVER?

WHY MUST IT ALWAYS GO AWAY?

WHY CAN’T SCIENTISTS FIND A FORMULA

TO MAKE THE MAGIC WANT TO STAY?

BUT TELL ME, WOULD IT STILL BE MAGIC?

IF IT WAS JUST A DAILY THING?

IF WE DIDN’T WEEP SOMETIMES NOW

WOULD WE EVER WANT TO SING?

I THINK THAT MAGIC IS FOR MOMENTS

AND THE OTHER STUFF’S FOR DAYS

MAYBE MAGIC WOULD NOT BE SPECIAL

IF IT NEVER WENT AWAY.

©by Voo
long ago and far away

The Adorable Lawrence Park

His Arrival Was Foretold...........

Amaze Your Friends!!!! Be A Floater!!!!!

Actual Complaints....hysterical idiocy

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:

1. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."
2. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."
4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."
5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."
6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."
7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."
8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."
9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."
10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."
12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."
13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."
14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."
15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."
16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."
17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."
18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."
19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.

1. BE AWARE ...THEY WALK AMONG US
   BE AFRAID..... BE VERY AFRAID