Buddy Guy
What Kind of Woman is This?
I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
There I was standing next to the river watching the waterfall when all of a sudden she steps out from the forest wearing a vine. She looked so "Vine".
ReplyDeleteThen I noticed the "snake stole" she was wearing around her neck. All real lookin and everything. I noticed how she was lookin at the apple. I think she was doing forensics trying to figure out who's teeth marks were on it.
And out of nowhere came this particular one looked like somethin' from outer space. Then I said, "What kind of woman is this?" I think she was from Mars. She had some kind of antennae on the top of her head. She must have Voolew here in some kind of ship because she had captain written all over her ID card.
Well, I turned around and there was this dude pickin flowers for that "vine" lookin lady. Right then I decided I wasn't gonna share my "juicy red apple" with her. Uh Uh, not me. She can just do without. When I turned to leave this "woman in a red dress" 5'6" beautiful tall came walking up. I asked if she wanted to share this apple with me. She says, "If I can share this "lolly-pop" with you I'll take a bite out your apple any day." Then she took the first lick. I said right then, that famous Telly Savalas quote from his lolly-pop lickin show he did in the 70's...... "Who loves you Baby!"
omg roflmao!!!!!! That's so funny!!! Would you believe..
Deleteas I was reading that, I was hearing it being narrated by Andy Griffith in my head!!!!
I don't know why but I did and that made it even funnier. thank you, D'Sal!!! xo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR7cNratdek
DeleteRomeo and Juliet by Andy Griffith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiA663FMBxE
Andy and Cleopatra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNxLxTZHKM8
What It Was Was Football
Why shore thang Voo! Yore quite welcome! I'm shore tickled pank that chu lacked it. Why I bet it's almost as good as some of Aint Beas hot apple paie! Mmmmmm goo....ood!
DeleteThose three Andy Griffith links sure are funny.
Uhhh....what's xo mean?
RU 4 real??? they used that back in my mama's day!!! X O means hugs and kisses lol
DeleteWell I'll be dipped in snuff!!!I often wondered if that was what it meant. I'll take it!! Every time!
DeleteThanks Voo! AKA "What's my Name!"
President D'Sal!!!! ha!
Deletebtw: I had to cancel my appt.
but keep praying. X O
That's right my lil' lollypop!
DeleteWhy did you cancel?