Nuggets
Candy used to be a rare sweet treat
(But candy kills you now)
Don't drink that milk, it'll make you sick!
(But Lord knows, I don't see how.)
Stay away from ham and cheese
Only drink green tea
Stay away from sugary things
(So, stay away from me.)
They say that good taste matters not
Good taste is bad for you
Only eat things that are bright green
And nothing organically true.
Plastic beef and rubber bread
Genetically modified
Impossible patties made from improbable meat
(But still, they must be fried.)
Fake diet colas, they set it off
This new world banquet spread
Stuff with no taste to slim down your waist
(But your taste buds will wish you were dead).
Jelly's made of petroleum now
And marshmallows are made of wool
Processed so fine they can fool a weak mind
(Naw, haha that's a whole lot of bull.)
Tomatoes taste like...well, they don't taste like nothing
I don't know any produce that does
I miss the gardens full of live growing things
I miss the way it was.
The kids think chickens are hatched as nuggets
And come with a special sauce
And fish are square, like their buns lying there
And salads all come tossed.
I wonder what humanity will do
When real seeds all disappear
No wheat, no grains, singing sad refrains
As they drink their fake diet beer.
Now we're told to keep our distance
From other human folks
Bad for our health as masked men rake in that wealth
(Remember the egg whites and the yolks?)
How they said the yolks were killing us?
And we must only eat the white?
So we threw away the protein
And gagged on the rest alright. (yuck!)
Then they terrify us 'bout bacon
And we pledge our pinkie swears
Believing that stuff will kill us all
(But it's so good nobody cares.)
What am I saying? (I don't know what I'm saying)
This corrupt world has driven me mad
Up is now down and square is now round
And they've changed all the good things we had.
We're stuck with hybrid GMOs
Eat factory made fruit clones
Robots make our food (excuse me, our fodder)
That taste delish like a mix of pine cones.
We're idiots now, just cattle in herds
We buy what they say that we must
And the next thing you'll see them selling on your t.v.
Will be FDA approved packages of dust!!!
(enriched with vitamins and minerals
and red food dye!)
©by Voo
July10, 2020
1:49 a.m.
(bake your pine cones for 30 minutes at 350 degrees.
Lightly dust with sugar-free chemicals and enjoy with a glass of
all natural city tap water imported from Flint, Michigan. Yum!)
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