The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Lose Yourself to Dance

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Lose Yourself to Dance

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David Salinas Winnsboro, TexasJune 4, 2020 at 12:59 AM
I'm lost! How do I dance out of this place?
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David SalinasFebruary 7, 2022 at 5:16 PM
It was 2:30 in the mornin’ when we decided to leave Elliott’s.
It was right after she kicked me in the leg and told me to get up, and then said, “Why didn’t you answer me when I called you the first time?”
I said, “cause I didn’t hear you til you called me the third time…”
Then I looked up and that’s when I noticed it, she had a pair of eyes with a connective gleam……I looked around only to see a full moon shinin’ through the store window and glancin’ off the shellacked floor, shootin’ down the aisle, rick O’Sheain’ off the cash register glass window that was showin’ $2.30……. oh wait, that was the cat-clock on the wall with the eyes goin’ back and forth as it’s tail was aswingin’ in rhythm with the eyes…….. oh wait again, that was Aachoo lookin’ at me and shakin’ her head with that “tsk tsk tsk” look……
As she hept me up she swung my left arm around her neck while she took my other arm and wrapped it around her waist………. (She didn’t waist no time). As she was draggin’ me up the aisle I could feel something arousin’ from within….. with each step we took it kept comin’ up higher and higher……. by the time we got to the door it was so high…………………….and that’s when she noticed it…… as she looked at me with those big brown eyes she said, “you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!” And she was right…….right then and there is when it happened…….. she says, “take it easy and take it slow, D, you’re gonna be alright……just let it go………”.. I couldn’t wait another second, I took hold of her waist, reared back, then forward, and……….. by the time it was over, all that teqwila that I had in my system was sayin’, “adios muchacho!”
“Do you feel better, D? You had too much and it made you sick…….”
Then she looked at me with them…….oh never mind……then she says to me, “how bout we go over to my place now, I’ve got a real treat for you there.”
I said, “really?!”
“Yeah!” she says, “I baked a whole batch of ‘em last night!”
“Double chocolate chip cookies? What a pal!”, I said, “what a pal.………… uh oh! Here I go again…………..

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David SalinasFebruary 8, 2022 at 7:37 PM
When I finally got composted, I swore to Aachoo (not the kind of bad language swore, just the swore swore) that I would never touch another drip of that teqwila that Voo serves at her place……
We barely got outside the store when I got that feelin’ again! That’s when I noticed the trees across the street moving back and forth. Those trees started swaying like hippies around a campfire. (Aachoo saw it too! Gesundheit!) At that point I dropped to one knee……. poor Aachoo thought I was proposing to her, although that wasn’t a bad idea at the time….for a split second, but it wasn’t a second that split! It was the inseam of my pain’ts! Aachoo was so embursed in laughter that she fell back’ards on her daffy duff from laughin’ so hard that she kept saying, “I do! I do!” as she guffawed and horse laughed for almost an hour. I’m sure there were a whole lot of other synonymous synonyms to de-scribble her. What a mornin’ already, and it’s just starting…..
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David SalinasMarch 10, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Well I finally stopped retchin’ long enough to see Aachoo finally stop her horse laughin’ and mule-kickin’ and get up off her duff to help me up.

I felt so wretched and sobered down that I decided to get sobered up and that’s when I heard Aachoo askin’ “are you okay big boy?” I didn’t know whether to tell her to hush up or ‘I was ok’, so I gave her a thumbs up and a blank stare……
“Come on big boy I’m takin’ you to my place and get you all cleaned…. it’s been a long night and there are some cookies made by your favorite cookie waiting on you.”

Just as I was startin’ to savor the thought Bruce comes up and says, “The Voo wants to know if you’re okay.”
So I said, “Tell her I’m okay and thanks for askin’!”
“Good cause she wants you to come back to her place…… she has a surprise for you.”
I didn’t know what to say, Aachoo had invited me to her place first, but The Voo, well, you would have to know her, she can be very persuasive, convincing too.
“Tell her I gotta date with Aachoo! She’ll understand” although I knew she wouldn’t as I was puttin’ my life in Aachoo’s hands.
“And tell her that her teqwila is mind blowin’ or is it bogglin’?! C’mon Aachoo I’m itchin’ to try some of yor cookies! And a glass of milk to dunk ‘em in.”
“C’mon big boy let’s get you all cleaned up so I can get you your cookies.”
It took a moment to process what she said. I coulda swore she………. well never mind, it’s just my imagination runnin’ away with me.
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David SalinasAugust 1, 2023 at 10:54 PM
As I opened one eye I could tell I was lyin’ face down on Aachoo’s deevaan with a achin’ in ma haid……. So I slid ma haid to the edge of the coush. As I leaned over I saw that my hand was in a bucket of somethin’ that looked like somethin’ that someone would wretch up…….
Then I heard something that sounded so familiar that I could feel the slaver coming out of the sides of my lips.
It was Aachoo! She was alookin’ like a fast woman. She was clankin’ a spoon on the side of a nice, cold glass of milk. Then she held up a couple of double double chocolate chip cookies with extra chocolate frosting, sprinkled with sprinkles……… and a smile.
“Which do you think would taste sweeter, these two cookies or my lips?” Right then I knew she was fast! But I couldn’t get up quick enough to reach for one…… ma haind got tangered up in that bucket and heave ho juice went everywhere! But I managed to fall off the deevaan, rolled over to the table, landin’ face down and starin’ at her stockin’ feet; her toes were painted a purdy brown to match her eyes. (You know, I did look her over reeeeeal good when we were in Elliott’s Hardware store). Anyway, my eyes went from her feet following up to her ankle, up to her caif, and stopped at her knees…… all the while she just ashakin’ her head. “I’d stop right there, Big Boy!” I knew I was entering restricted territory so I slowly backed away with my eyes straight ahead, my mouth closed, my tongue in, and the slaver in my mouth justa backin’ up all the way to the back of my throat…… I finally took a good swaller, (swallered my pride as well).
I was able to pick muself up and was on my feet. I looked at them two cookies and the looked her lips over still trying to decide, if I took the cookies would she still offer me that kiss. Or if I took the kiss would she still offer me the cookies. (You got to admit, double double chocolate chip cookies with extra chocolate frostin’ and sprinkles is shor’ hard to paiss up… I was between a rock and a cookie! (a chocolate chip cookie!!!! You thought I meant her! Heh heh!)
I’ve made some hard decisions in my life but I have two weaknesses, chocolate chip cookies…………and women!
I finally said, “Aachoo, are you trying to bait me?” And she says, “I don’t do this for just anybody! So you’d better decide what you’re gonna do!”
Well I thought about it for what seemed like a haif hour and finally I said,

“I’ve hunted near, I’ve hunted far
I even call you my superstar!
I’ve never known a dish like you
Could make a board look good as new.
You move with ease with every stroke
On a piece of wood of solid oak.
But you’re good at gettin’ what you want
With curvy curves you like to flaunt.
So I’ll close my eyes and let you choose
If it’s me you want or am I just your muse.”

“Ok big boy we’ll have it your way
Cause what I got will make your day.
They’re sweet as honey, these tasty lips
So I’ll compromise with them chocolate chips.
I’ll close my eyes and place just one between these lips of mine
You just place your lips on the other end and see what you find.
With each tiny bite we’ll meet in the middle
Then we’ll have solved this sexy dilemma! (Bet you thought I was gonna say riddle)

To be continued………….
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Voo Shining StoneAugust 2, 2023 at 12:35 AM
but I do adore you. what does that say about me? I`d rather not know, btw
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Voo Shining StoneAugust 2, 2023 at 12:36 AM
🤪👏😄
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Voo Shining StoneAugust 2, 2023 at 12:38 AM
let us pray.................🙏
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David SalinasAugust 3, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Continued…………….. I could feel the overt lecherous desire in her eyes as she looked at me deeply and intensely, waiting for the final moment to arrive when her lips would finally taste the last morsel of this sweet, delicious, savory, scrumptious, chocolatey, double double chocolate chip cookie……………………….. and my lips!
With each little bite, I was moving closer to her lips as the slaver began dribblin’ down each side of my mouth and drippin’ on the floor, hopin’ it didn’t drip on her stockin’ feet. I knew at the other end of this cookie was the prize. (I’m talkin’ bout the chocolate chip cookie).
I had never noticed her sweet brown eyes the way I’m noticing them at this moment. They say love needs no words, just a look, and boy her eyes are shoutin’ at me. I can almost hear what she’s saying with her eyes.
They’re so pretty and they match her face very well. They have already made me forget about the rest of the world.
Whatever is happening behind those big, beautiful eyes is something I desperately want to be a part of. They’re eyes you never get tired of looking into.
With one last bite to take, I can feel that space between our lips close in as its energy gets charged up.
As I close my eyes I take that one last tiny bite and then I……………..

…..“D’Sal, wake up! I got breakfast made.”
I open my eyes and I’m face down on the deevaan with my arm danglin’ down on the floor. I slide over some and looked over the edge to see if my hand was in a bucket of my retch.
I looked around the room and over in the kitchen is the Voo. “What are you doing here? And where’s Aachoo?” “Gesundheit!” She says. “Where’s who?” “Aachoo! Where’s Aachoo?” “Gesundheit!” she says again….
“Noooo! Not aachoo! Where’s Aachoo?”
“And again, Gesundheit!” she says.
Finally I give up and ask, “where’s the gorgeous brunette who brought me here? She was a 5’9” beautiful tall. It took just one look and I was in a bad mess…….. oh never mind!”
“There’s no one here but me and you.”
“Well where am I and how did I get here?”
“I went looking for you after you left my dance club. We found you right where Bruce left you and brought you to my place.”
“Well what about Aach…….. oh never mind, you wouldn’t believe me if I told you.”
“Try me, Big Boy!”
I thought for a moment! “Big Boy?” There was a familiar ring to it. Matter of fact the only person who ever called me Big Boy was Aachoo. Could it be………. Naaah! I must’ve dreamt the whole thing. Of course the Voo is brunetteish and brown eyed!…………. Naah! Couldn’t be……… Or could it? She’s still a mystery…………….
(maybe continued)
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David SalinasAugust 4, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Would you like for me to continue? It might get even more interesting……….
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David SalinasAugust 5, 2023 at 9:20 PM
Arrest me then! 👮‍♀️
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David SalinasAugust 17, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Well, I was finally able to roll off the deevaan and crawl over to the kitchen table where the Voo and my breakfast were waitin’ on me. Slowly I heaved myself up and sat down as the Voo was givin’ me a blank stare…….. I wanted to say, “what are you starin’ at?” but that would be an unwise thing to do seein’s she was bein’ all nice and everything to me; and had just made me some breakfast too. (bless her pea-pickin’ heart!)
So I slowly scarfed down the eggs, bacon, refried beans, pico de gallo, salsa, tortillas, and a couple of them double double chocolate chip cookies that somehow appeared on the table. (excuse me while I wipe off my mouth).
Finally she speaks up. “Well, Big Boy! Tell me about this person you call, Aachoo!”
“Gesundheit!” I said.
“No no. I didn’t sneeze! I asked about this person named Aach…….. oh never mind! I want you to tell me a little bit about the person that you asked about.”
Oh! You mean. Aachoo!”
“Gesund………! Let’s not start that again! ……… Yes! That person!”
“Ooh Yeah! Well the first time I laid eyes on her I saw her headin’ to my table like a tall walking big black cat. Then I told myself, ‘I hope that you're able boy cause I’ma tellin’you she knows where it's at.’ Then I got aholt of a bottle of your teqwila or some kind of stuff off one of the tables and got all “lickered” up! Then I noticed you and Bruce doin’ the ‘Achy Breaky Clog Dance!’ Y’all was really good!
Matter of fact, your bloomers was beginnin’ to blossom out from under your………”
“Ahem!……. You can stop right there, Big Boy! Those were my……… never mind, they had slid down almost to my ankles………. Let’s get the story straight!”
“Ok. Ok.” I didn’t want to tell her but them bloomers were inside out too!
“Well, anyway, after we pole dainced and finished watching you do the “Achy Breaky Clog Dance” with Bruce we decided to get out there and took a stroll down to Elliot’s Hardware where she took out a key that Elliot had given to her so she could hep herself to whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted…… I think Elliot was trying to make a move on her when he gave her the key. That old geezer is old enough to be her great, great, great granddaddy three times removed from the grave. He’s so wrinkled that his un-ironed clothes look better than he does. You should see the way she handles a paint brush! She can lacquer up a piece of raw wood and leave no brush strokes. And does she have form!! ………….! Uh! Where was I? Oh yeah! Then we ended up here and that’s when I woke up to find you here. Did I dream this all up? Tell me I’m dreamin’ and I just need to wake up. And when I do she’ll be standing there with a nice hot cup of hot chocolate, some double double chocolate chip cookies……. and a smile………”
I wasn’t sure if she even heard me as she looked at me with that same blank stare she gave me earlier. I was beginning to wonder if I was going nuts.
And then there was a knock on the front door……….
So the Voo went to the door and opened it…….. and who to my wandering eyes should appear…………….. to be continued
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Voo Shining StoneAugust 20, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Amigo, me thinks you should lay off the cacao!!!! You're obsessed!!! lol
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Voo Shining StoneAugust 20, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Bloomers, D'Sal???!!! Really??! Bloomers???!!! sigh Something MiMi Voo might wear in the 40s. All the readers know how you feel about MiMi........naughty naughty naughty.
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Voo Shining StoneAugust 21, 2023 at 8:51 PM
Something is definitely wrong with the Comments today. wow. Many have vanished.
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David SalinasAugust 21, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Now what do we do?
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