I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
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Monday, May 25, 2020
Nothing Good Happened Today
So... uh...that's all I got to say. I guess. Lord have mercy on idiots and insomniacs!!!! (for I am both) amen
Now hold on there Elly May. Why yer purtier than a whole mess 'o salad greens and a polk salad at a county fair picnic. Why yer a whole lot smarter than Jethro. If he wuz a squirrel he couldn't find his way outta shoe box with the lid off! Why if you wuz a hoot owl in "some knee act" you 'd be the loudest hooter in the holler. On that you bet yer dollar!
I've said hello on a comment. That means it's gonna be a good day.
ReplyDeleteNow if I show up... Not so much.
That's a good point, Space Man. I would be greatly afeared
Deleteand probably completely bumfuzzled.
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Now hold on there Elly May. Why yer purtier than a whole mess 'o salad greens and a polk salad at a county fair picnic. Why yer a whole lot smarter than Jethro. If he wuz a squirrel he couldn't find his way outta shoe box with the lid off!
ReplyDeleteWhy if you wuz a hoot owl in "some knee act" you 'd be the loudest hooter in the holler. On that you bet yer dollar!
Thank ye kindly, Jed
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Did you get the "in some knee act" part? (insomniac)
Deleteof course I did! clever! but I've been giving you too
Deletemany compliments lately...I want you to stay humble....π
Humble? I didn't know I wasn't! Well ok. You're probably right. Thanks!
DeleteJust kidding, dude!!! You're a very humble man
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