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I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
It was a stormy evening and she was soaked from head to toe, (well, except for her hair which was tucked under her umbrella), as she walked the city streets trying to get home. Right then I knew she needed not just any man, but a man who wouldn’t think twice about giving her a lift. So I pulled up beside her, (I approached very slowly so I wouldn’t splash water all over her. That’s one definite way to get a rejection lecture from a woman. The tongue lashing would certainly hurt my ego).
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I pulled up beside her with the window down, (and man, that rain was comin down hard too), and asked if I could give her a lift. She looked at me with those big brown eyes and said, “You ain’t seen nothin yet, bbbbaby you ain’t.......oh wait a minute, that was the song I was listening to on the radio. Never mind. Anyway ! She looked at me, (and she did have big brown eyes), and commenced to thank me for being so kind to stop and give a girl a ride. I said, “Shucks Ma’am, t’wernt nothin. It’s my pleasure. That’s when she gave that wink. You know the wink! That WINK 😉! Well, I took her home and she went straight to her bedroom to get out of those wet clothes. (Don’t get me wrong, she did ask me up for some milk and cookies. It sounded reasonable). A few minutes later she came out wearing something comfy. As she walked over to the window she turned and gave me that “wink” again! I had a feelin that sparks we’re gonna fly this evening. Moments later she was pulling her pink outfit off revealing a black outfit. Or maybe an undergirding. (I can’t describe it. If I did it would be an embarrassment). She sat down in a black leather chair while I was dunkin a chocolate chip cookie in a glass of warm milk. (I prefer warm milk. It’s good for the skin. That’s what my momma always told me). Then she pointed her finger at me with that look in her eyes, (this time there was no “wink”). I knew I was in for an entanglement, (I had eaten too many of her cookies plus I was on my second glass of warm milk), as I sat there with that “milk mustache” on my face. Then she went over and lates down on the couch and leaned her head back as she rubbed the back of her neck. (I believe she had all the classic symptoms of a severe headache). I asked her if she wanted me to get her an aspirin, and that’s when she started singing softly,
“I don't want someone telling me what to do. I just want you to love me.” It was like right out of a Darren Hayes mix musical. Whoever he is.
Then she gives me that insatiable look 👀! You know the look. The look of never having enough. I had asked her earlier if she wanted to have a glass 🥃 of warm milk and some cookies with me. I thought ‘maybe I didn’t ask hard enough’.
Anyway, she sashays to where I’m a sittin and puts her hand on my face and commences to wipe the “milk mustache “ off with her thumb and then placing it on my lips. (I coulda wiped it off with my tongue when I was done drinkin my milk).
All of a sudden her insatiably had her singing,
“Turn the lights down low
Take it off, let me show
My love for you insatiable
Turn me on, never stop
Wanna taste every drop
My love for you insatiable!”
Then I had to speak up! I said to her, “honey, I’ll certainly turn the lights down low. Heck, I’ll even turn ‘em off if you’d like, but you’ve already taken that “milk mustache” off. But if you wanna taste another drop, I’ll be glad to warm up another glass of milk and we can start over again.
Do you think I can have a few more cookies 🍪 to go with that?
D'Sal, you crazy man!!!! lol Geez, you wrote a novel here, didn't you?
DeleteI was laughing my butt off! I will never look at cookies and milk the same way again!
The was positively R rated! rofl. How you could make such an innocent thing sound so....
salacious is beyond me!!!! lol But warm milk?????? oooh, no thanks. You Texas boys
sure got your ways, don't ya? 😂😊 hilarious. You are a card!!! (a card with the picture
of a crazy man on it eating some strange person's cookies) What kind of cookies were they, BTW?
Darren Hayes will probably sue us now....whoever he is...hahaha. That was funny. He was part of a group called Savage Garden and then went solo. I love his voice. He sounds just like Michael
Jackson on a lot of his songs. Pretty incredible. Thank you for playing with me.......grin
Ya nut!!!! 😍😜
DeleteYou liked it huh? I had to come up with something that was borderline "risque" using all the pictures and songs,but with a country boy's innocent mind.(in case you didn't catch that). Like possibly his first experience with a woman of that caliber.
DeleteBTW. They were chocolate chip cookies. I mentioned it about half way down.
I'm glad you got a kick out of it. I was having fun as I was making it up.
yes, you did. I was so out of it yesterday. I love Snickerdoodle cookies..
Deletegot a great surprise blog for you coming up. been working on it when I feel
halfway human. It's gonna be fun