Aachoo Voo, Private Eye: Aachoo Voo, Private Eye Episode Nine ATTENTION!!!! NEW EPISODE POSTED!!!!
"Oh, oh, oh, why was that veal green?!"
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I was sittin at the bar minding my own business when the bartender says to me, “Hey Buddy! Yeah you with the white hat! Are you gonna just sit there and count your money or are you gonna buy another drink?”
ReplyDeleteI said, “now look here you old “Coot, (I believe that was his name cause it was on the wall behind the band and he acted like an old coot, so I figured he owned the place), who do you think you are? Big david? I’ve been buyin drinks all night long, so lay off the sauce, boss!” He didn’t say anything else so I just held my head down so’s I wouldn’t make eye contact with him.
Out of the corner of my eye, I spied the most beautiful pair of legs I’d ever seen. I could see each step that she took as those black shoes that were attached came closer. (My heart was a’thumpin with every beat it was a’pumpin)
As she approached the bar I had to get it together before I passed out from nervousness and be lookin like a dead bird on the street who’d just had a bad case of the ole “green veal” (whatever that is).
The overpowering sweet smell of her perfume was beginning to drive me nuts! I was hopin they wouldn’t call a wagon from the lunatic place and have me hauled away! (I’d already done a stint at one of them places, once!)
So I looked up at her and there she was, looking at me with those big brown eyes, as they looked me up and down, sizin me up for a “rendez’ Voo” later tonight.
She was a looker!! A long cool woman in a black dress. A 5’ 9” and definitely beautiful tall! With a pair of.......hmm.....”lookers”, lookin right at me.
She says, “hey big Boy! How about you and I split from this place and go to my place and let me wrap these arms around you! Then you can “Kiss me once, then kiss me twice, then kiss me once again, cause it’s been a long long time!”
All I could hear was, “Boo, boop, ee, do!”
And all I could say was, "Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Chaaaaa!".
Or was that, “Aachoo Aachoo Aachoo!”
It didn’t matter, I knew where this was going. It was gonna drive me nuts!
Someone call the loony wagon!!!!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K-lr-lNOUgs&feature=share
yep! still a goofball!!! lol lol
ReplyDeleteThank you! Thank you very much! (Now where did I get that?’)
ReplyDeletemy cousin E.A.P??? lol
DeleteI knew you’d know!.... I’ve been watching some 1940’s films with actress Gene Tierney! They were very comical and a little Aachoo’ish in parts .....Now I’m watching “Never Say Die” with Bob Hope.....another 1940’s film.
ReplyDeleteOne of the best old movies ever....IN NAME ONLY with Cary Grant and Carole Lombard
Deletealso My Man Godfrey, The Heiress, Of Human Bondage with Bette Davis, Now Voyager and of course...THE LADY EVE
btw We're under Tornado warnings right now!!! Yikes!!!
I’m watching another 1940’s movie with Rita Hayworth, (Aachoo’s look alike, except for the hair color) called “The Lady in Question” and it is hilarious. I’m finding these movies on YouTube. And there are quite a number of them that don’t cost anything! Have a wonderful evening! Tootle Voo!
ReplyDeleteNow I’m watching “Love Affair” with Charles Boyer and Irene Dunne.....I’ve seen it a number of times but I can always watch it over and over..... silly huh? But I love watching these old movies!
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