I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
As much as I love a good joke, if there is ever a time I need to tell one, I cannot recall one to say. My mind goes altogether blank. How crazy is that?
ReplyDeleteI'm the same way! lol How are you, Mike? I'm still recovering, however slowly
Deleteit seems. It's gonna be a sad Thanksgiving at my house this year. Hope you and yours are fine. So good to see a comment!!!! haha I was thinking of just shutting this down and concentrating on MEWE. We've got some good poet groups there now, one is mine...at least people comment there!!! haha I love comments. And input. You know what I mean I know. I'm still having trouble seeing and reading along with everything else but.....you know, what can I say???? blessings, Voo Bear 🐻
An elder couple were going for a walk one day and stopped in front of the school they had attended when they were kids. The old man said to his wife of 60 years, “why don’t we go inside. I want to see the school room I was in.”
ReplyDeleteSo they went in and he found the room and the desk where he sat and said to her, “look, here’s my old desk and here are the words ‘I love U’ that I scratched in it, because I really liked you then.” She smiled at that, took him by the hand and said, “let’s go home now!” As they were leaving, an armored vehicle drove by and hit a pothole and the door flew open and a bag of money fell out. As they walked further they noticed the bag. She said, “look I found a bag of money!” She picked it up and told him we need to go home and see how much is in it.” As they were counting it they counted $50,000. The old man said they needed to turn it in because it wasn’t theirs. The wife looked at him and said, “are you crazy? Finders keepers!” She took it and put it in the attic.
The next day a couple of officers knocked on the door asking if they knew anything about a bag full of money. The old man, being so honest, said, “yes, my wife put it in the attic.” The wife said to them, “don’t listen to this old fool, he’s gotten senile!” One the officers suggested he take the old man to another room to question him without her presence. So he asked the old man to start at the very beginning. The old man said, “we were on our way home from school yesterday“, and the officer stopped him right then and said to his partner, “they don’t know anything, let’s move on “………