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Friday, December 17, 2021
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Please leave some nice, funny comments to cheer Voo up! She's having a rough time right now. Thank you 💔💖💙
Voo loved this!!!! smile, yes, I'm still alive despite all attempts perpetrated on me thus far....I love your write. Really cheered me, thank you ---- ----- lol Merry Christmas, sweet boy 🦅
LL stands for...L--L-- and outed means we figured out who you are due to familiar phrases only you use! lol lol lol hug Fred the hamster for us! Happy Christmas, Mr Known Unknown!!!!!
Quite a pair of cunning detectives you two. You could be both private investigators. I'm glad you picked up those breadcrumbs I left. A bit of fun to lift the spirits. Of course, we are forever linked.LL, Voo, her crew and little old me. James Daglish. It's great to see her perking up. Flash, Mon Cheri, a beaming smile for me, LL. Salute. Merry Christmas. Fred says thanks for the best wishes ��
Well, Mr. D, I asked her to write me in to Aachoo Voo, Private Eye as a pole dancer called The Blue Flame but I don't know if she will do it. I don't know if there were pole dancers actually in 1940s New York City. I'll have to check that out. hmmmm I told her to smile but she said it hurts to smile so she sent you a frown which of course is an upside down smile. lol So.............
Voo, I’ve been missin you, Gal…… get well soon! I miss your comebacks… Here’s something for you all the way from Texas, Que es mi nombre?
⭐️⭐️For all our non Texas folks that want to move to Texas
ADVICE FOR ANYONE MOVING TO TEXAS
1. Save all the bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it. 2. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for. 3. Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive. 4. Get used to the phrase "It's not the heat, it's the humidity". And the collateral phrase "You call this hot? Wait'll August." 5. Don't tell us how you did it up there. Nobody cares. 6. If you think it's too hot, don't worry. It'll cool down-in December (if ur lucky) 7. A Mercedes-Benz is not a status symbol, a Chevy, Dodge, or Ford is. 8. If someone says they're "fixin" to do something, that doesn't mean anything's broken. 9. The value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but the availability of shade. 10. If you see a slower moving vehicle on a two lane road pull onto the shoulder that is called "courtesy". 11. BBQ is a food group. It does NOT mean grilling burgers and hot dogs outdoors. 12. Yes, weddings, funerals, and divorces must take into consideration Football games. 13. Everything is better with Ranch dressing. 14. DO NOT honk your horn at us to be obnoxious, we will sit there until we die. 15. We pull over and stop for emergency vehicles to pass. 16. We pull over for funeral processions, turn our music off and men remove hats or caps. Some people put their hand over their heart. 17. "Bless your Heart" is a nice way of saying you're an idiot. 18. No matter what kind : sprite, coke, pepsi, mtn dew, it isn't called soda or pop. Its all called by its own name.... 19. If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait 15 minutes, it’ll change.
Well well well, you are alive! I was beginning to wonder……. I’ve been under the weather for several weeks but better now……. I waited 15 minutes every 15 minutes for the weather to change but it took its time…….(this being Texas, you know). How are you feeling? And who’s been doing your posts for you? Well it’s good to hear from you….. get well and stay well……be seein ya! A river dirt cheap!
How dare you remind me of that!!!!! haha I stopped celebrating that when I turned 29! how are you, Mr President? It's actually snowing here tonight but melting before it hits the ground. dang! You know how I love snow.... *fingers crossed* maybe by the birthday I'm not celebrating.....ha!
Oh, don’t worry, I’ll remind you of it when that day comes. I might even have a Voo’ism or two to en’Voo’ke on ya! I’m feeling better. I feel the big 67 coming up Wednesday. But I feel 47. (except when I don’t feel well, then I’m like a fussy little kid). Hope you’re doing better. Chat with you later……. A river dirt cheap! (I think that’s Italian)
Ain't nothing gonna stop voo getting well
ReplyDeletePull up those big girl socks and keep smiling
Like mami used to tell me at 545am in the deep bayou
Ain't know crocodiles gonna bite you
if you keep your hands out of the Louisiana blue
Well anyhow
You'll be fine
Bet you're having cold coffee and Charlie Chaplins as I type
You know those yellow ones that are so damm ripe
Well the worlds calling me to answer it's pleading
I hope you enjoy this gibberish and sending a smile to comfort you
As you are reading
Jack Doore
The fifteen
Old Back Road
Manhattan
123456LMAO
what's a "Charlie Chaplin?" (beside the little man
Deletewith the hat and cane?) Are Jack and James twins?
Is their mother named Dora? Father, Daniel?
In the middle of all this
ReplyDeleteHold on to that twinkle in your friend or families eyes
For it's that piece of priceless translucent magic
That will help you get by
Now smile Voo
It's no time to cry
For you're so beautiful and so are your wonderful friends who are helping you
In this your moment of need
With aid and support to help you pull through
Captain Morgan
23 Mystery Road
Baltimore
Friend of Jack Doore
Voo said...pass the rum and do her a jig.......
DeleteI spent my Christmas
ReplyDeleteReading a rare book called
" What's Voo up to?"
And wondering if she's still trying to smile as the cold and winter crept in
And there on each page was a little tidbit about revealing the truth
A little insanity, and a lot of kindness
How she juggled cats
Had a carnival of bats
How she helped an old lady cross the river by the ducking pond called Ruth
And low behold before our Almighty Saviour on the next page
Tied up in the middle in red ribbons
Was a big red box of seemingly endless depth
Which had written on its lid in golden letters
Voos Souls Collection Of All The Precious Moments
She Shared Her Inner Happiness
And as the lid opened on the next page and as the frozen snow
Lay outside my windows like a cold white blanket
As each page filled with such magical moments
I knew then why God loved her so
For to be in her presence........
Can only be one of Christmas's greatest presents
A brief distraction from your woes.
Aided and abetted by your previous piece.
May your big red box get bigger and bigger ��
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Deletehow cute!
BTW Voo said she's still waiting on that Christmas/birthday/New Years/Valentine gift!!!! (I think you just outed yourself!!!!) lol lol
This IS Mr Doofus J Doore, isn't it??? Grandson of Diddly Doore? We thought so!!!
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Voo loved this!!!! smile, yes, I'm still alive despite
Deleteall attempts perpetrated on me thus far....I love your write.
Really cheered me, thank you ---- ----- lol Merry Christmas, sweet boy 🦅
I go by many names
DeleteNames spoken by friends strangers and even enemies
But my favourite is
Bringer of the Light
For my energies are so friendly
I'm glad I made you both smile
A heartwarming real smile
Father Daniel and Mother Dora sent me
I may return in a while or even a year
So save me a piece of that Christmas Apple pie you're both eating
Outed myself
What does that even mean
I don't even know you, two mischievous ladies of the night,
What does LL stand for
Just curious as a wild Bush cat
Me and my crazy crew
The Doore twins
Dickie Malspikie
Fred the hamster
The dog next door and not forgetting Clara from four doors down
Says get well soon and LL
Look after her
She's a special one
LL stands for...L--L--
Deleteand outed means we figured out who you are due to familiar phrases
only you use! lol lol lol hug Fred the hamster for us!
Happy Christmas, Mr Known Unknown!!!!!
Quite a pair of cunning detectives you two. You could be both private investigators. I'm glad you picked up those breadcrumbs I left. A bit of fun to lift the spirits. Of course, we are forever linked.LL, Voo, her crew and little old me. James Daglish. It's great to see her perking up. Flash, Mon Cheri, a beaming smile for me, LL. Salute. Merry Christmas. Fred says thanks for the best wishes ��
DeleteWell, Mr. D, I asked her to write me in to Aachoo Voo, Private Eye as a pole dancer called The Blue Flame but I don't know if she will do it. I don't know if
Deletethere were pole dancers actually in 1940s New York City. I'll have to check that out.
hmmmm I told her to smile but she said it hurts to smile so she sent you a frown which of course is an upside down smile. lol So.............
I'm like the falling golden leaf blowing in the winter winds
ReplyDeleteThe wild tempestuous stag that hides in the deepest of wild forbidden woods
The solitary blackbird
Perched watching on a lone tin roof
If I told you my name it would shatter all those previously mentioned truths
My bane and name is simply mine to keep
A warm sensation to keep Voo wondering before she sleeps
Anything to distract her mind from that illness that creeps
An inquisitive vibration and frequency to change all her exhausting emotions
That may linger and cause her soul to weep
So I'm simply friend who's down and deep
Would knowing my name change the reverence in these words I send
For in the end
They're from the soul to lift a weary heart
To help rebirth the smiling days to watch the lone starling play
Keep well you two
Voo and her wonderful kin
Two wondrous souls needing some light to ultimately illuminate their temporary darkness
James Doore
No.4
Salvation Restoration Hay Street
California
USA
Wishing you both happiness
Voo just grinned.....
Deleteso did I...................
DeleteVoo, I’ve been missin you, Gal…… get well soon! I miss your comebacks… Here’s something for you all the way from Texas, Que es mi nombre?
ReplyDelete⭐️⭐️For all our non Texas folks that want to move to Texas
ADVICE FOR ANYONE MOVING TO TEXAS
1. Save all the bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it.
2. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
3. Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive.
4. Get used to the phrase "It's not the heat, it's the humidity". And the collateral phrase "You call this hot? Wait'll August."
5. Don't tell us how you did it up there. Nobody cares.
6. If you think it's too hot, don't worry. It'll cool down-in December (if ur lucky)
7. A Mercedes-Benz is not a status symbol, a Chevy, Dodge, or Ford is.
8. If someone says they're "fixin" to do something, that doesn't mean anything's broken.
9. The value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but the availability of shade.
10. If you see a slower moving vehicle on a two lane road pull onto the shoulder that is called "courtesy".
11. BBQ is a food group. It does NOT mean grilling burgers and hot dogs outdoors.
12. Yes, weddings, funerals, and divorces must take into consideration Football games.
13. Everything is better with Ranch dressing.
14. DO NOT honk your horn at us to be obnoxious, we will sit there until we die.
15. We pull over and stop for emergency vehicles to pass.
16. We pull over for funeral processions, turn our music off and men remove hats or caps. Some people put their hand over their heart.
17. "Bless your Heart" is a nice way of saying you're an idiot.
18. No matter what kind : sprite, coke, pepsi, mtn dew, it isn't called soda or pop. Its all called by its own name....
19. If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait 15 minutes, it’ll change.
D’ Sal
Yippee Ki Yi Yay!!! (I think that's what she said) lol ������
ReplyDeleteHey D'Sal! how's my buddy? Yes, I still know your name! blessings! 😊
DeleteWell well well, you are alive! I was beginning to wonder……. I’ve been under the weather for several weeks but better now……. I waited 15 minutes every 15 minutes for the weather to change but it took its time…….(this being Texas, you know).
DeleteHow are you feeling? And who’s been doing your posts for you?
Well it’s good to hear from you….. get well and stay well……be seein ya! A river dirt cheap!
By the way, your birthday is comin up!
ReplyDeleteHow dare you remind me of that!!!!! haha
DeleteI stopped celebrating that when I turned 29!
how are you, Mr President? It's actually snowing here tonight but
melting before it hits the ground. dang! You know how I love snow....
*fingers crossed* maybe by the birthday I'm not celebrating.....ha!
Oh, don’t worry, I’ll remind you of it when that day comes. I might even have a Voo’ism or two to en’Voo’ke on ya!
DeleteI’m feeling better. I feel the big 67 coming up Wednesday. But I feel 47. (except when I don’t feel well, then I’m like a fussy little kid).
Hope you’re doing better. Chat with you later……. A river dirt cheap! (I think that’s Italian)
Arrivederci to you, too, Not Round!
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