I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
I was out taking a walk and decided I really needed to find a place where I could sit down, get off my feet, and kick off my shoes. As I approached the front of the building I saw THE SIGN! (that’s the name of the place). It caught my attention………. caught my eye too…….Gypsy Women!
ReplyDeleteI decided that I needed to see what Gypsy Women are like.
As I was getting ready to walk in, this big muscle bound guy shouts “Whoa!” at me.
He says, “you can’t go in there, this is a Gentleman’s club!”
I’m thinking, “what am I? A peasant?”
So I reach in my pocket and pull out my “Man Card!” (I never leave home without it).
I said, “will this do?”
He looks at the card and then looks at me. I could sense that he wants to ask me my age. (My Man Card has all that information on it). Finally he lets me in (after I slipped him $100). “Enjoy the show” he says.
I’m thinking that I’m going in to watch a movie about Gypsy Women.
As I walk through the black curtain I spot her! All glittered up in her bosoomtop, nice long hair, dark brown eyes, and banging on a tambourinee. Is this one of the Gypsy Women? Dang! She’s more than I had imagined. In the background I hear an unusual song playing, “Hey Mr. Tambourine Man place a song for me. I'm not sleepy and……….. “. Wait a minute! Wrong song.
I stood there frozen in my tracks looking at this beauty. Right then and there I lost it! She looked at me with them big brown eyes and said, “you ain’t seen nothing yet!”
And the words came out of my mouth, “I Love You Gypsy Women!”
Well she sashayed over to where I was sittin’ and commenced to show me some moves……… she dainced some too…… she was hot! She was so hot my eyes were on fire! That’s when the waiter came over and threw water in my face…… “What the……?”
“Your eyebrows were on fire, Sir! You got too close to the candle on the table.”
“Thank you! Thank you very much!” I said, and gave him a tip, “Plant your corn early!”
Then I spotted my neighbor who lives on the other side of my driveway that leads to the cemetery. (She certainly looked like she came out of the cemetery!! It was the black dress you know. A mourning black dress that she wears to breakfast when we meet up…… you know!)
She says to me, “she’ll break your heart and maybe a limb or two. And she’s got a husband! You met him at the front door. He’ll break your neck if you mess with her!”
That’s when I said to her, “Voo! Ain’t no sunshine when you’re here!……… It’s always warm when you’re away!”
And she says, “I know, I know, I know, I know I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know………..
rofl that was a trip!
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