Be brief, no matter how long it takes!
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"Success is just failure that hasn't happened yet."
“I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.”
“The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.”
“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.”
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
“Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions.”
Cockman-Dickman
Just when Ms. Cockman thought she was finally about to get rid of the horrible surname that had plagued her youth, she went and fell in love with this guy. Talk about jumping out of the frying pan and into the flame.
The Poore-Sapp wedding
