I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
There I was in Voo’s club, listening to some live jazz music and taking sips from every bottle in the joint (while no one was looking) having a fun time when the piano keys ignited right after the piany player finished playin some smokin hot music as the trumpeter and the Sax player played on. After putting out the fire the Saxy player spit out a few more notes just as the guitar player started playin “Guitarzan, the jungle man” on the swirly stage, while the trumpet player was blasting away at some cheesy strange jazz.
ReplyDeleteThat’s when the 5’9” beautiful tall woman in a black dress shouted at him, “Stop This Insanity, do you think this is a Song For You? Then she tossed a "Ribbon in the Sky" while doing a "Cantaloop flip" off the stage landing on someone’s "coco brown Sundress" and making a mess while the janitor was using a "Mister Magic" cleaning eraser to clean it up.
Then a "Wine Lit" woman started shouting, "Make me a Memory, I Feel Like Making Love", cause "Love Won’t Let Me Wait!"
Then I said, "Mercy Mercy Mercy", honey, you just "Call Out My Name", cause you’ve "Earned It" for this weekend. So I "Tenderly" handed her a "Blue Gardenia" and she said, "Teach Me Tonight, For All We Know", we can be "Almost Like A Song."
That’s when I said, come here, can "I See Your Face Before Me?" Cause here we are, "In The Wee Small Hours" of the morning on this "Here Rainy Day" while we’re "A Thousand Kisses Deep", and I need some sleep too.
Then she says, "Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?" Then she says, C'mere, I want you to "Get Here" on this piano cause you’re "Always On My Mind."
Then I said to her (her name was Jill), "Jill! I Know A Girl Who Says She Loves Me", but hey, "That’s The Way Love Goes!"
How about we go to my place and I can show you my "Secret Garden!" I’ve got tomaters, potaters, rutabagers, squarsh, turnip grains........................
rofl!!!!! Tomaters, potaters, squarsh..........you talkin' dirty now, D'Sal, watch it!!!!
Deletegosh, that was funny! You know what my grandma called Asparagus??? Sparegrass!!!! lol I spent many
a day out there in the gardens!!!! keep up the hysterically insane work, my friend!
If you insanely insist!!!!
DeleteI duz insisssssstssss! hey, Not Round, what's green and doesn't weigh very much?????
DeleteA dollar bill
DeleteSparegrass? I give up. I ran out of guesses. What's green and doesn't weigh very much?
Deletelight green......😄😄
DeleteVery Clever! Why I never! Never thought it would be such an endeavor! However! You can say it howsoever! But this won't go on forever! Whatever!!!!!
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