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Friday, January 22, 2021
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There she was sittin on her white steed, with her flowing brown hair, dressed up, edgin towards being scantily clad, and lookin like a million bucks when she looks my way and stops me in my tracks, (well they were really hiking boots but who cares, she was looking my way), anyway I knew by the look on her face that she’d never seen someone like me; handsome, suave and debonair.....good lookin too. She says, “hey handsome! You got a horse?” I said “no, me lady, I don’t have a horse but I do have a dog and a cat. They don’t get along very well. They fight like cats and dogs.” Then she says, “that’s ok! You can come up here and ride with me. I got some cookies 🍪 that I just baked this mornin; nice, fresh and sweet. How bout you and I ride over to my place and get acquainted?” I says, “ are they chocolate chip?” And she says, “ oh darlin, the chips are as big as river stones!” I says, “honey! Bring on them cookies!”...............I fell off the horse twice on the way over, but them cookies were worth it!...............
I do DE-clare Jethro D'SAl, iffen that weren't bout tha purtiest, sweetest, most in-te-restin thang I done ever heered in all ma borned days!!!! It plumb made me laugh till I cried ma eyes plumb out and then I just set thar all stunned-like. (like i allus do, you know) but thank ye! thank ye kindly fer all them purty words and lovin' them cookies that I didn't really bake. I am shorely touched..............I shorely am. 😢😢🐴
For instance........
ReplyDeleteor like this....
Deleteor like this...
DeleteVoo Shining Stone, will you marry me??
or make up a fake name
Delete2000 kisses to the first guy that leaves a real comment!
ReplyDelete80.000 kisses if Johnny Depp leaves a real comment....
1 million kisses if you can find me.....................
And deliver Johnny Depp to my door.....😍
ReplyDeleteyou'll receive a nice consolation prize if you do that, not the 1 million kisses
those are for Johnny.............
😘
ReplyDeleteThere she was sittin on her white steed, with her flowing brown hair, dressed up, edgin towards being scantily clad, and lookin like a million bucks when she looks my way and stops me in my tracks, (well they were really hiking boots but who cares, she was looking my way), anyway I knew by the look on her face that she’d never seen someone like me; handsome, suave and debonair.....good lookin too.
ReplyDeleteShe says, “hey handsome! You got a horse?” I said “no, me lady, I don’t have a horse but I do have a dog and a cat. They don’t get along very well. They fight like cats and dogs.”
Then she says, “that’s ok! You can come up here and ride with me. I got some cookies 🍪 that I just baked this mornin; nice, fresh and sweet. How bout you and I ride over to my place and get acquainted?”
I says, “ are they chocolate chip?” And she says, “ oh darlin, the chips are as big as river stones!” I says, “honey! Bring on them cookies!”...............I fell off the horse twice on the way over, but them cookies were worth it!...............
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZokraA_ezFI&feature=share
I do DE-clare Jethro D'SAl, iffen that weren't bout tha purtiest, sweetest, most in-te-restin thang I done ever heered in all ma borned days!!!! It plumb made me laugh till I cried ma eyes plumb out and then I just set thar all stunned-like. (like i allus do, you know) but thank ye! thank ye kindly fer all them purty words and lovin' them cookies that I didn't really bake. I am shorely touched..............I shorely am. 😢😢🐴
DeleteAww shucks! tweren’t nuthin Ma’am! I’z plum’ tickled to do you a guudun!
DeleteI’m glad you enjoyed it!.......All that from a picture. Maybe I can keep on coming up with one picture stories. What say ye?
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