Trick Or Treat

Trick or Treat!!!!   🥦🍦

I see you 🧐🤡

I ain't no debil  😈👹

                   I'm just the VOO!!!!!  

  

Be good, be careful, be funny

just be home home before midnight!!!!!

BOO!!!!

Yep, Sounds About Right

 

And The Cow Did Not Jump

Voo's cow poem

And NOW it's 2024.....!!!!!!   EGADS!!!!!

When will it ever end????!!!!!!!

Get Your Own Kitty!!!

 

Words of Wisdom....Live a Balanced Life........

 

peek-a-boo!!!!!!!

Kidnapped By Mimes

 

lol lol

Interview With The Vampire

 

Rat In The Trap (Another Oldie From Voo's Vault)

 Rat in the Trap

The rat lay there in the trap

His beady little eyes imploring me

To let him go, his tiny tail twitching

His minuscule heart beating so hard the trap jumped.

Never mind that he had eaten all the cheese

And the chocolate and the cream

Never mind that he had gnawed my silk dress

And the dyed to match shoes that went with it.

For months he had terrorized the cat

Driven the dog into fits of anguish

Jumped over ottomans and eaten through walls

Undoing all the interior decorating.

I stood there staring at him in my victory

Remembering all the rat poison that he had left

In my best crystal bowls, in my coffee cups

Little revengeful surprises moved from under the sink.

He really was amazing, I gave him that

So resourceful in his will to survive and torment

Damn your rodent hide! I finally said and lifted him by the tail

Walked over to the house next door and threw him in the window. 

©by Voo

July 15, 07

"And stay gone, ya lil creep, unless

you want to be Rat Ravioli!!!"

"I kinda miss him.....he took all the blame for crap..."

                     

Bwahahaha !!!!!

I'll be...back!!!!!

New watch cat

who does dog impersonations

Megrrrowl!!

"I'm baaaack!"

"She does not see me..she does not see me...she does not...oops! She sees me!!!"

"Save me, Rubber Duckie!"

"Oh, I am sooo not falling for that again! Oh, look, cheese!"

"Curses!!!! Foiled Again!!!!!"

Meanwhile, a little homeless girl finds her way into the house

"Hey, Lady, will you be my mommy?"

"Well, of course, I will! Here, darling, have a Happy Meal."

(sorry, couldn't resist....so cute!!!!)  sigh............

Ask People

The Garbage Man

THE GARBAGE MAN

HERE COMES THE GARBAGE MAN

GET OUT YOUR GARBAGE CANS

THROW OUT THAT TRASH THAT YOU'VE BEEN GLEANING

ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES AND GET SPRING CLEANING.

PITCH OUT THE HATE YOU'VE HELD SO LONG

THOSE LONESOME OLD BEER DRINKING SONGS

VACUUM UP THAT LITTERED STRIFE

AND GET THE GARBAGE OUT OF YOUR LIFE.

TEMPER YOUR TEMPER AND MEEKNESS RELEARN

IMPATIENCE THROW ON THE FIRE TO BURN

GATHER UP YOUR PARTY HATS

AND EMULATIONS ADD TO THAT.

THROW OUT THE POSTERS OF YOUR IDOLS

AND ON YOUR TONGUE PUT ON A BRIDLE

STOP YOUR EYES FROM ROVING OVER

TO THE BACK YARD OF YOUR BROTHER.

STOP YELLING AT YOUR LITTLE KIDS

FOR DOING SILLY THINGS YOU DID

` TURN OFF THE T.V. AND HIT YOUR KNEES

AND INSTEAD OF YOURSELF, TRY GOD TO PLEASE.

AND WHEN YOU'VE GATHERED UP YOUR TRASH

AND BURNED YOUR RUBBISH TO THE LAST

RUN YOU A BABTISM AND JUMP RIGHT IN

AND WASH AWAY ALL TRACE OF SIN.

THE GARBAGE TRUCK ROLLS BY EVERY HOME

AND KEEPS COMING BY TILL THE GARBAGE IS GONE

BUT THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER I'M TALKING ABOUT:

HE CAN'T PICK IT UP IF YOU DON'T PUT IT OUT.

©by Voo