I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
She was sittin on a park bench mindin her own business when this dude came up and started pesterin her. She was about to clobber him with her parasol when this long-haired hippy dude turns around and tells him, "leave her alone or I'll buzz over there and learn ya a "sting" or two!" Well the family nearby pretended they didn't see a thing and just kept to themselves while the couple next to them who were staring at them spoke up and told him to shut up and leave her alone or he'd get it with a "stabby grabby!" Just then LaVerna and Ernest called all their Pollock friends and illegal aliens and ran him out of town.
You got it, you silly billy! Now, really? Did you get it earlier or just now??? lol really? now you know why she's looking at her husband like that!!! lol (did you notice that he was doodling there and drawing hearts and unicorns on the paper??? I thought that was a funny touch!!! poor worn out mama with all those kiddies!!! French Voodle...oh, that's a good one!
She was sittin on a park bench mindin her own business when this dude came up and started pesterin her. She was about to clobber him with her parasol when this long-haired hippy dude turns around and tells him, "leave her alone or I'll buzz over there and learn ya a "sting" or two!" Well the family nearby pretended they didn't see a thing and just kept to themselves while the couple next to them who were staring at them spoke up and told him to shut up and leave her alone or he'd get it with a "stabby grabby!" Just then LaVerna and Ernest called all their Pollock friends and illegal aliens and ran him out of town.
ReplyDeleterofl.................you hysterical nut!!! you is almost as crazy as me.....Le Vooza 😆🤩
DeleteMaybe crazier!!! Voo’Sal
DeleteD'Sal!!! How many children does the couple have in the third painting?????????? lol
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DeleteWrong!!! lol
Deletewrong!!! Use your noggin!!!!! lol
DeleteNope!!!!
DeleteI'm messin with you! 13
DeleteWhich one is your favorite?? I love the guy with the chain and the bee.....
ReplyDeleteIf you have a painting you'd like to see me Voodasize. let me know.
The 5th one. LaVerna and Ernest
DeleteI meant Voodalized!!!
DeleteI'll bet your favorite dog is a french Voodle!
DeleteYou got it, you silly billy! Now, really? Did you get it earlier or just now??? lol really?
Deletenow you know why she's looking at her husband like that!!! lol (did you notice that he was doodling there and drawing hearts and unicorns on the paper??? I thought that was a funny touch!!! poor worn out mama with all those kiddies!!! French Voodle...oh, that's a good one!
Just now. I had to go back and see what I had missed.
DeleteSomeone requested a Jackson Pollock Voodalized so I did one....I am crazy, am I not? But it's fun
DeleteA lovely “crazy”! I know it’s fun. It’s as fun as my comments are using all those pictures and such.
Deleteuh huh
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