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Wednesday, June 28, 2023
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: I AM THE CROW
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: I AM THE CROW: I AM THE I am the crow that scarecrows flee from Falling over their feet of straw Losing handful...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: The Shore That Lost It's Sadness
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: The Shore That Lost It's Sadness: Hit The Ground, Babe Play both vids at same time. Right click on vid to Loop as long as you wan...
Tuesday, June 27, 2023
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: SILENCED BY TRUTH
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: SILENCED BY TRUTH: Silenced By Truth Oh, how they howl These belligerent dogs That guard the sheep That sleep in n...
Monday, June 26, 2023
A Meaningful Life
Love's Rain
Life without love
Is an lonely place
A star with no shine
And no gleaming
Life without love
Is a bitter taste
A life muddled through
With no meaning
Life without love
Is a tiresome thing
Running in circles
In vain
But life, like a desert
Can bloom like a garden
When that dry dust
Is drenched with love's rain.
©by Voo
10/14/2020
This is a painting a friend did of me
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: All The Things You Are ....a song or a poem or both
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: All The Things You Are ....a song or a poem or both: All The Things You Are Candlelight in the window The soft fall of silver rain The low moan in the distance Of a lone outgoing train. A rose...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: WELCOME TO THE VOONIVERSE
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: WELCOME TO THE VOONIVERSE: painting of The Voo by M.Adams V O O I S M S (A literary lesson for the masses) Voonatarian: A believer in Voo...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: LOST AT SEA
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: LOST AT SEA: LOST AT SEA I looked for you again today Out on the sea down by the bay I called your name into the ...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Answers
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Answers: Answers O, ye of many questions How thou dost annoy me With thy never ending fountain Of mellifluous...
Sunday, June 25, 2023
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: CRESCENT MOON ON THE HIGHWAY
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: CRESCENT MOON ON THE HIGHWAY: (start song before reading) Crescent Moon On The Highway Lying here on this cold and misty Sunday afternoon Cat at my...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Windows of Opaque
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Windows of Opaque: Windows of Opaque Watching for me outside the realms of love, They paced like lions in the coliseums of death Back and...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Squaring The Circle
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Squaring The Circle: Squaring the Circle He happened to me Like a tragedy happens to some people, Like a train wreck or a windfall, Like good time o...
Thursday, June 22, 2023
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: COMING TOWARDS ME A mythical love story I just cr...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: COMING TOWARDS ME A mythical love story I just cr...: Debris by Blue October start now Coming Towards Me I feel you coming towards me Like a tidal wave at midni...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: AS THE NIGHT WRITES US IT'S SONG
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: AS THE NIGHT WRITES US IT'S SONG: As The Night Writes Us It's Song I want you like I need you I need you like I love I love you like the ground below...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: HOLD ME FOR A WHILE
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: HOLD ME FOR A WHILE: Just Let Me Hold You by Josh Krajcik Hold Me For A While I am a full grown woman And I can make ...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: FIGURING THINGS OUT and WildFire, the song of m...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: FIGURING THINGS OUT and WildFire, the song of m...: Wildfire by Michael Martin Murphy Figuring Things Out I don't know why the song "Wildfire" always touched ...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: SHATTERED
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: SHATTERED: S h a t t e r e d I never knew you were made of glass Until today......... I thought you were made of ste...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Cat Dancing
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Cat Dancing: Wanna Be Your Lover by Prince Getting Jiggy wit It
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Easily Pleased and At The Same Time Discontent
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Easily Pleased and At The Same Time Discontent: Easily Pleased And At The Same Time Discontent I am an enigma boiling in my own juice Of confused red ripened heart I think to my...
Wednesday, June 21, 2023
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: WRITING ORIGINAL
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: WRITING ORIGINAL: Writing Original by ©Voo (yeah, right!) Summertime and the living is easy.... No, wait! That's been done! ...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: In The Wee Small Hours......
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: In The Wee Small Hours......: In The Wee Small Hours One For My Baby........ Smokey Jazz Lyrics In the wee small hours of the morning While the whole wide world is fast...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Jealous Of You
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Jealous Of You: Jealous of You When the wind touches your cheek, Blows back your hair, I get jealous Jealous because I don't want Anyone, any thing t...
Tuesday, June 20, 2023
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: That Night In Hot Springs In The Rain (a true stor...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: That Night In Hot Springs In The Rain (a true stor...: Gentle rain sounds Play both at same time. Adjust volume to taste That Night In Hot Springs In The Rain I had to get away And get away I did...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Body Surfing on Ocean Beach
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Body Surfing on Ocean Beach: Ocean Sounds Body Surfing on Ocean Beach Look! A falling sta...
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Laugh dammit!!!!
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Laugh dammit!!!!: Why People Come Into Our Lives and other funny things Crap Happens Just when things are going nice Comes some yahoo to ...
Monday, June 12, 2023
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Watching The Worker Bees
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: Watching The Worker Bees: Watching The Worker Bees Those eyes, those eyes Those ever present eyes See them? No, not really? But they see you. ...
Sunday, June 11, 2023
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: NIGHT TRAIN TO THE STARS AT THE ALL NIGHT CAFE
The Blue Vineyard Of Voo Shining Stone: NIGHT TRAIN TO THE STARS AT THE ALL NIGHT CAFE: click on Loop on the vid to keep soundtrack playing Night Train To The Stars At The All Night Cafe ...
Cats In This Neigborhood Episode ONE
Every year is the Year of the Cat, baby!!!
My sidekick and roving feline reporter, Roscoe Ratcatcher
REPORTING ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO PRINT.................OR NOT...........
😽😾😿🙀😸😹😺
THE CATS IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD......
DO THE
ORDINARY THINGS CATS DO.......
They teach the ways of the Einstein..............
instead of reading newsworthy articles like this one!!!!
Some of them are great hunters and chefs at local restaurants😉
Some are friendly receptionists......on occasion..
However.........................
that there is a cold blooded killer among them....
If they get out of line, they go before Judge Pawker, the hanging judge
🚀🚀
the paranormal expert who loves to pop up
when you least expect it.............
this poster started showing up on neighborhood telephone poles
and on the internets.................
Several of us started arming ourselves
🐶 with bulldogs and laser light pointers....
For instance, Snowball plays The Grinch every Christmas at the
who usually wins all the local bike-a-thons..
Brothers Huey, Duey, Looey, and Clyde
and Garfield look-a-like contests.....
when he's not in prison
Brothers Huey, Duey, Looey, and Clyde
do double duty as window washers and peeping toms......
Yesterday Donald was caught by his brother's cell phone
Yesterday Donald was caught by his brother's cell phone
sticking his tongue out at his mom.
(he is now grounded for six of his nine lives)
(Man! I've got to find myself a new audience!)
One of my personal favorites is the preacher cat,
The Right Reverand Moochie Mewhard,
who goes about casting the devil out of his fellow felines ......
whether they need it or not...................
This guy is a Rock Star wannabe who practices
falling backwards into mosh pits at any given opportunity.
He can't sing or play guitar, he just.....falls
Here we have Manny Moo at the kitchen table today
after the Vet told his Mom to put him on a diet.
Needless to say, Manny did not appreciate the carrot and
Buttermilk Smoothie.....
Well, I think this hidden Cat Cam
clears up the mystery of a killer loose in the neighborhood.
I wondered why I hadn't got a paper the last three days....................
Spockles has really been enjoying all the new Star Wars series, he says
but is fighting for a part in the next Star Trek franchise.......coming soon
But he said he's tired of all this Non-Human exclusion
in Hollywood at the Oscars. Calls it Catism Racism.
He can walk a red carpet just as well as
Lady GooGoo Ga Ga ....... Whatever
Local meowers, The JellyBellies performed the
only song they know for the big charity event CATSRUS last night....
The song? STUCK ON YOU by Lionel Richie. They sung it 47 times
before being booed off the stage.
In other news..........bad brothers Bobby and BoDiddly have been up
to their old tricks, stealing toilet paper and paper towels out of any open bathroom
windows they can find. Traces of it literally litter the whole neighborhood.
It's a crime and a shame how some cats turn out. But....that's what catnip will do to you.
Local businessman....er...cat, Bojangles Popeye Church, explains his new fried chicken
proposal to potential investors at KFC HQ. (Kittens Felines and Cats)
It was later said that he did quite an impressive
PowerPoint presentation even though nobody knew how it ended because he threw up
a hair ball on the keyboard and it kind of went down hill from there.
Also, as a lesson to all the high schoolers..........
this picture was circulated amongst them
Friday to remind them not to be like Jolly.
(Jolly won't eat anything if it's not in capsule form)
Don't Be like Jolly.
As most of you know, General Bonkers
went live on the Cat News Network tonight to try to calm the masses
after a huge UFO was seen hovering over Mrs. Bailey's back yard. It took out all of her bird feeders and seven squirrels. Please contact General Bonkers at the Feline Flying Force Base
(the shed behind the garage on Baker Street) if you have any information. We suspect Claude Jay, the kid who likes to build model airplanes and stuff but have no concrete proof.....
General Bonkers is offering a $25.00 reward and all the rats you can eat......
which probably will preclude any humans turning him in.............
AND TO ALL OUR HUMAN READERS.......
In closing this week.....just a friendly reminder this winter or next
Remember your feline friends...
because they never forget a slight...........
😾
We will return soon with more
Cats In This Neighborhood News..............
until next time.....Farewell and Meow from your Oh, so Human Reporter.....
Voo Ima Standingby and the ever cool Roscoe "Sup" Ratcatcher
Voo Ima Standingby and the ever cool Roscoe "Sup" Ratcatcher
psstttt!!!!!!!!!
will be back with his popular editorials
in two weeks. He has been in intense pychotherapy
as of late trying to get over his life long anger
at the world in general and at me and Roscoe in particular.
I think it's because we discovered that he was named after
Frank Sinatra by a crazy cat lady who'd had a crush on
Ole Blue Eyes from childhood.
(He hates the name Francis)
but don't call him Frankie either.
(he hates everything)
🙀🙀🙀
From the MOBK.org (Mothers Of Bad Kitties)
(pd adverisement)
Attention you thugs and alley cats.....and
especially you, A. Catinova Wisenheimer!!!!
PLEASE STOP THE VIOLENCE!!!!!!!
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