I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
Hey! I was going through the NOTE section on my iPhone and ran across several of these made up stories that I’ve posted in your blogs at sometime or another. I thought I’d give you something to laugh about. Maybe I’ll share one or two every other day…….. Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteI was sittin at the bar minding my own business when the bartender says to me, “Hey Buddy!……..Yeah you with the white hat! Are you gonna just sit there and count your money or are you gonna buy another drink?”
I said, “now look here you old “Coot, (I believe that was his name cause it was on the wall behind the band and he acted like an old coot, so I figured he owned the place), who do you think you are? Big david? I’ve been buyin drinks all night long, so lay off the sauce, boss!” He didn’t say anything else so I just held my head down so’s I wouldn’t make eye contact with him.
Out of the corner of my eye, I spied the most beautiful pair of legs I’d ever seen. I could see each step that she took as those black shoes that were attached came closer. (My heart was a’thumpin’. With every beat it was a’pumpin’ )
As she approached the bar I had to get it together before I passed out from nervousness and be lookin like a dead bird on the street who’d just had a bad case of the ole “green veal” (whatever that is).
The overpowering sweet smell of her perfume was beginning to drive me nuts! I was hopin they wouldn’t call a wagon from the lunatic place and have me hauled away! (I’d already done a stint at one of them places, once!)
So I looked up at her and there she was, looking at me with those big brown eyes, as they looked me up and down, sizin me up for a “rendez’ Voo” later tonight.
She was a looker!! A long cool woman in a black dress. A 5’ 9” and definitely beautiful tall! With a pair of.......hmm.....”lookers”, lookin right at me.
She says, “hey big Boy! How about you and I split from this place and go to my place and let me wrap these arms around you! Then you can “Kiss me once, then kiss me twice, then kiss me once again, cause it’s been a long long time!”
All I could hear was, “Boo, boop, ee, do!”
And all I could say was, "Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Chaaaaa!".
Or was that, “Aachoo Aachoo Aachoo!”
It didn’t matter, I knew where this was going. It was gonna drive me nuts!
Someone call the loony wagon!!!!
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lol hey would you like me to make you a blog page here and you can post your stories/poems/lies in the comments? lol lol that way it won't take yrs to find them.
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Why not!! I have a ton of them…..
Deleteok work on it soon. 2 appts down 2 to go...(drs) sigh
DeleteI’ll be waiting………. 😏
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