And The Cow Did Not Jump Over The Moon
The moon is made of cheese, they said
When I was just a tot
And so I dreamed of lovely things
For we didn't have a lot.
The cow jumped over the moon, they said
In my fairy story book
And I believed everything I was told
And I thought I'd take a look.
So I crept out to the barn one night
And saddled up the cow
We're flying to the moon, I said
(But I know better now.)
How I got that cow up on that barn
I'll never, ever know
But she was willing and I was silly
And she jumped when I said "Go!"
A pig pen is a nasty place
Full of slime and sleaze
We gave it a try but the cow couldn't fly
And I didn't get no cheese.
By Little VooVoo
July 15, 07
For all the kids, big and small, out there......
and especially the grown up kids, like me.