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Friday, March 10, 2017

AND THE COW DID NOT JUMP OVER THE MOON







And The Cow Did Not Jump Over The Moon



The moon is made of cheese, they said
When I was just a tot
And so I dreamed of lovely things
For we didn't have a lot.

The cow jumped over the moon, they said
In my fairy story book
And I believed everything I was told
And I thought I'd take a look.

So I crept out to the barn one night
And saddled up the cow
We're flying to the moon, I said
(But I know better now.)

How I got that cow up on that barn
I'll never, ever know
But she was willing and I was silly
And she jumped when I said "Go!"

A pig pen is a nasty place
Full of slime and sleaze
We gave it a try but the cow couldn't fly
And I didn't get no cheese.








 By Little VooVoo 
 July 15, 07















For all the kids, big and small, out there......
 and especially the grown up kids, like me.