I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
I haven't strummed a guitar in many years but me and "Liza" still make music everyday. And boy can I push her buttons! All three of them! She sounds purty too.
ReplyDeleteoh I bet you do!!! lol
DeleteYou know I'm referring to my cornet? Right? By the way, never mind.
DeleteOf course!!! Goofy!!!! 🤡🤡🤡ðŸ¤
DeleteHere's ome Old Dominion. Star Wars style! (Think about how the first line in the actual song starts out)
DeleteBeen flying as Solo for so long, with Chewbacca in his favorite thong! Keep your distance boy you got me wrong! I'm not singing you your favorite song!(Get a job Chewy!)
I can't sing you no harmony or hymn, I can trash talk to you just like Eminem. Go out and play on your jungle gym. Chewy get outta my face or I'll break your limb.
Up there riding in my favorite ship. The Millinium Falcon taking me on a trip. Chewy hush and don't give me no lip. You really think that I could give a flip!
We can't sing in the same old key. We can't even stay in harmony. But we're partners just you and me. You better hush or I'll send you back to your tree. (You hairy wookie ape)
Leia's hungry don't you understand. I have her eating right outta my hand. We're making music like a one man band. Chewy, please stay outta that contraband. (It's for later)
No, I don't wanna raid Darth Vaders' base. He might turn around and give us chase. Chewy, you wookie, you're a big disgrace. Go comb your hair and wash your face.
I could go on with this........
hilariously brilliant!!!! You are gifted!
DeleteYeah, gifted with "shoot from the hip" silliness!
DeleteAlright then! Here's an addition to it. Be sure to play the one man band song as you read it.
Luke Skywalker is a friend of mine. We've known each other since we were only nine. His sister Leia's always lookin so fine. I better quit starin or I might go blind.
Yoda's been around for over 900 years, he looks so funny with those pointed ears. Pays no attention to whatever he hears. He keeps me laughing and rolling in tears.
Luke's light saber is cool and neat. If he's not careful he'll chop off your feet. Give me that before you hurt yourself. It's going in the other room on the very top shelf.
So that's the story on the Star Wars crew. The funniest characters that I ever new. They aren't too many but they aren't too few. Maybe I'll do a story on that woman Aachoo! Cause she's a one of a kind!
too adorable!!!! big grin
DeleteHow about some Old Dominion! Aachoo style! (gotta listen to the song and maybe sing right along)
DeleteI know a girl who's named Aachoo, she wears some lipstick that smells like glue, walks around with a wet sock too, I don't know what I'm gonna do with you. Get you some crates, get rid of them paint cans, teach your parrot some manners, threaten him with some yeller bananers. I just wanna be an Aachoo fan, go to concerts in my broken down van. playin music by the Hu Hu band. Let's not forget about them old paint cans. I might be crazy but you understand. You'll just have to take word! I just wanna be an Aachoo fan!
She likes to wear a wornout pink bathrobe, dab some bacon grease behind each ear lobe. she don't like spiders, she's an arachnophobe. She's known to swat them with a desktop globe. So I got her a king-size can of spray, with that thingy tube that gets in the way. Think I'll give it to her sometime today. Can't wait to hear what she's gonna say! I just wanna be an Aachoo fan, take her out in my broken down van. As we listen to the Hu Hu band. Maybe feed her some soup from a can. You be the girl, I'll be the baboon, maybe a wolf and I'll howl at the moon. Don't know if I'll be able to carry a tune. I just wanna be an Aachoo fan!
She has a neighbor whose name is Lance. He walks around in his coffee stained pants. He's always lookin for a little romance. He doesn't realize he doesn't stand a chance. Think I'll give him a little shellacking, spill more coffee on him maybe he'll catch a cold and start a hacking, I'll take him out back and give him a good whackin. I just wanna be an Aachoo fan, take her out in my broken down van. While we listen to the Hu Hu band. Take her to the beach so she can get a tan. I'll lay on the beach while you play in the sand. I might get you something from the hamburger stand. I just wanna be an Aachoo fan.
OH my goodness!!!! I LOVE it! I just wanna be an Aachoo fan!!!! Priceless!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're on a roll, Beethoven! lol
btw: FYI..Aachoo does not wear worn out bathrobes....She has an entire closet full of
brand new pink bathrobes, remember??? She just doesn't like doing laundry so if they get
soiled or anything, she just throws them away. Sorry, bro. I'll have to take off points for this one. There will be a Pop quiz eventually on Aachoo so you better start memorizing all that
trivia. lol
I think some of the settings on blogspot just went haywire. I gotta check it out.
ReplyDeletehmmmm