All Night Cafe
Starving for love in late afternoon,
We met at the cafe down the hall
Anticipating a snack
That turned into a banquet,
That turned into a midnight feast,
That led to a breakfast buffet.
(Damn!
You are one fine
short order cook!)
by Voo
There I was, late one evening, finishing up my shift and minding my own business (as usual) when in pops this 5’9”, maybe she was 5’6”, beautiful tall woman in a black dress, whose name turns out to be Holley, looking for a snack!
ReplyDeleteWell now! Me being a good cook and everything; no wait a minute, I’m a dang fine short order cook, I decided to stick around after my shift and oblige this young, fine, specimen of a woman, (Woe man!!!).
So I says to her, “what’ll you have, Missy?”
“I’d like to have you!” She says!
Well me! Being the dashing and debonair kind of guy, said, “WHAT?”
I tried not to be shocked but that came out of right field, or was that left field? Then I thought! No, it couldn’t have been either one of them because she had just pitched me a fastball that I didn’t see coming.
So I said, “Would you like that rare?”
She says, “Oh nooo! I’d like it well done!”
I knew right then I was done for. (get it? “done” for!)
So I said, “your place or mine?”
She says, “let’s go to mine! I made up a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies earlier today that are to die for!”
I didn’t realize she was a “fast” woman, and the thought of them Chocolate chip cookies?! Well I thought, Hmmm! She knew just where my breadbasket was.
So we ended up at her place, and I’m thinkin’, ‘man, if they’re anything like her, them cookies are sure gonna taste good and sweet!’
Well, she walks out of the kitchen with a couple of them cookies in her hand and commences to sashayin’ towards me as she’s blinkin’ her eyes and says to me, “Which of these here would taste sweeter? These cookies or my lips?”
Right then and there I found out she was fast! I grabbed them two cookies and ran out the door and it took her three miles before she caught up with me. It’s a good thing I could eat and run………..why she grabbed me by the collar and dragged me back to her place and says to me, “you owe me breakfast, “big boy!”
I really love this, “gets your mind to thinkin’” poem of yours! You “done” good!
rofl!!! you crazy man!!! lol
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