I am a Storyteller, first and foremost. This is my blog for poetry, prose, stories, excerpts of my novels and videos. Life poetry, prophetic poetry, poetry for all genres. I think you'll find yourself here if you read long enough.
Monday, May 4, 2020
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Don't you love 'em??? . I have quite a few more.
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One fave said: MY NEXT HUSBAND WILL BE NORMAL
Eventually I gave up and ripped that one to shreds lol
Love em! I started out confused then some stooge said I shouldn't brag. Then I thought, I may need to quit writing, I think someone is diagnosing me and I may need to give em a jingle. Then it occurred to me that it was some idiot causing me stress but I stayed as cool as a cucumber until a sneeze came along and someone blessed me and I said thank you but they pretended to be deaf then said, "me no speak ingles!", packed up his gear and left, probably went camping or something. But in my defense he went unsupervised after some genie"ious" left him with an empty wine bottle as they were lolly-gagging, dilly dallying, or tail-wagging. And that made me late although I didn't want to come. That was after he told a woman to calm down which was the wrong thing to do because she bathed him with the contents of the now empty wine bottle. Baptized be fire, water! But I acted like the adult and keep things as neat as a new fitted sheet while this noise with dirt on it went on his way. I hate that, it's one of pet peeves. Then I heard her say, "do what you want" and I yelled to him, "don't", but it was too late and he hit the floor, probably dead. I decided, no more stunts for me and left. Time to hide!
ReplyDeleteROFL!!!!! Hilarious!!!!! Only you could write a song/poem/story/whatevertheheck that was....outta a bunch of Tee shirts!!!! lol woot! woot!!! DJ D'SAL in DA HOUUUUSSEEE!!!!!
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BOY: Noise with dirt on it is one of my faves of all time.....giggle*I'm still giggling from writing this. My favorite is "Keep talking. I'm diagnosing you"
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